"That's tight!"

     -Kennedy Nofoagatoto'a

 

"You know what else is <any adjective>? Your face!"

     -Fozoh

 

"My calves are like three times the size of yours, Raj!"

     -Rachel

 

"Mad <any adjective>!"

     -Alex

 

"Shut up, <any guy's name>!"

     -Tiffany

 

Favorite Sharpie Websites:

• www.albinoblacksheep.com
• www.yetisports.org
• www.theonion.com