Ronald E. Merrill

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Party Jokes Editor

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Monica's taste for teenage boys was well known, but after seeing her with a particularly youthful date, one of her friends felt she had to comment.

"He's very cute, Monica, but aren't you taking them awfully young?"

"Who, me?" she replied indignantly. "No way. Under six inches, I throw 'em back."