From the aisles in Ralph's supermarket to the streets of the San Fernando Valley, "Trash Chic" is the craze. It has been for many years. One can marvel the sight of such "trashy" looking men, women, and children. I am amazed at how unaware of their true chic-ness they are! That is why you are here. You will learn how to dress to impress! By now Lesson 2: Hairs To You has helped you get your Do all done up! So follow the following tips and you too can be a Diva!
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| *Show lots of cleavage and midriff at every occasion | ||||||
| *Wear short skirts that show off your legs. Varicose veins and cellulite are sexy...MMm! | ||||||
| *Have more "PUSH-UPS" (Bras) than the U.S. Military. | ||||||
| *Never mix and match patterns! | ||||||
| *Accessories are crucial. I love bangles and hoop earrings. | ||||||
| *Silver and Gold jewelry is tacky, but I LIKE IT! | ||||||
| *White shoes shall never be worn without a pair of black stockings. Fish nets are wonderful. | ||||||
| *Pleather (hybrid: faux leather and plastic) | ||||||
| *Lace is lovely. Don't be shy. | ||||||
*Pumps look great with jeans.|
*Off the shoulder anything shows a little something
extra. Ooh-La-la! |
*Men, tuck jeans into boots. Our fave is cowboy
boots.
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