Bonnie Kim presents LaaF29...
NO CLOWNTRASH ALLOWED: An introduction to the word and its relevance into modern societal behavior
Sunday, October 24, 2010
ABSTRACT: firstname.lastname@example.org was the email address that launched a thousand replies.Â LaaF's epic thread that included threats from failing professors and photoshopped motherpunchers as well as heartfelt defenses of clown trash and equally soul wrenching attacks on trashy clowns convinced Bonnie to lay down her dreams of lecturing on fashion in order to bring us the first ever lecture on... clown trash.Â Spoiler alert: Anna Wintour, Vogue editor-in-chief, is NOT clown trash.
SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM SPEAKER:
Have you ever walked into a circus tent and watched colorful faces, red noses, and goofy footed creatures huddling around you carrying black bags of trash yelling "clowntrash, clowntrash, clowntrassshhh!?" Thought so. Well, if you want anÂ explanationÂ for that semi-traumatic moment in your life, my Clowntrash lecture is the real deal. Actually, no. You need to see a shrink for that. But if you really want to know the definition of a clowntrash, it's really simple. What do William Hung, Paris Hilton, and Antoine Dodson have in common? These are people who rose to fame through ridiculousness. That is the basis of what clowntrashiness is. Read through the powerpoint, and listen
to the lecture. Get yourself educated, so you too can put any clowntrash attitude back in rightful place--the curb!
SPEAKER BIO: Bonnie Kim's helpful suggestions for dating ("be yourself, except more awesome") and her penchant for gospel-centered analogies ("are you willing to give up your sister like God gave up Jesus Christ?") has made her a fixture in the LaaF constellation of verbal stars. She is at her best when fiercely angry at strangers and fashionably fighting human trafficking.
Film: The September Issue (2009)
Food: highly efficient grilled cheese
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â and tomato & rice soup
When: Sunday, October 24, 6:00PM
Where: Lisa fashionable condo!